Humorous Wedding Speech Delivered by the Best Man -- Wedding Toasts Ro

Humorous Wedding Speech Delivered by the Best human beingsGood evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. First of all, Id worry congratulate the straighten (bridegroom) on a very enjoyable speech - which has raised the prediction of my speech to a level that I cannot possibly hope to foregather now. Thanks for that Now I know Im expect to say this but it really is an honor being Johns best man. Hes a very popular psyche with many close friends, so when he asked me to do this job I was extremely pleased and very proud and I hope he remembers that sentimental moment just as well as I do. Wed been having a few drinks in Bournemouth one Satur sidereal day night, when John stumbled all over towards me, belched a couple of times, put his arm around my shoulder and said, Jason, Im getting married in May as you know, and I suppose Ive got to ruin someones day, so Id like it to be yours. My mind immediately turned to the speech. So in preparation, and yes this was prepargond, I asked John and Sa brina for a complete list of everyone present, low down by age and sex. But, looking round, I cant see anyone who isnt. (Laughter)What an excellent venue this is though, and seeing these two families together is an elicit experience. I can certainly see where Sabrina got her brains and good looks from, and John his interminable capacity to eat and drink. John is able to mix beers, wines and spirits with extensive ease and c... ...too Sabrina. For its no lie to suggest that John recollections are often triggered by memories of food. If you ask him a question, like remember that day we played golf in the thunder? hell come hind end with oh, that day we got ham, egg and chips in the club house. To bring things to a conclusion, Id like to thank you all for your attention. And if anyone hasnt yet bought John and Sabrina a espousal present, I hear that they need a new shower take for the bathroom. The last one, according to John, just fell off like they do. Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in a toast to the happy couple, John and Sabrina. I know youre issue to be great together - God bless you and good hazard to you both.